Product DescriptionThe INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR THE W.I.F.E. (Wonderful Idea from Eden) is a complete manual for the proper care, maintenance, and operation of your new W.O.M.A.N. It covers models 36-24-36, 38-23-37, 38D, 36C, 34A, 44DD, and all others not listed.
From the dawn of time, man has not understood the complicated creation known as *W.O.M.A.N. He has admired the beauty and design of her form; he has spent his lifetime and fortune trying to please the one he has chosen. Until now, however, the intricate workings of the mind of the WOMAN have not been fully understood. They should come with an instruction manual, but alas, the manual was lost in the Garden of Eden.
Now, at last, it has been rediscovered! In this one little book of 9,000-words, is EVERYTHING you ever wanted to know about a WOMAN. It lists every part, its purpose and its correct name. It tells you what to do, and what not to. In addition, it tells you how to treat your new (or old) WOMAN for best performance and function. It also explains why and how they behave in the way they do.
Adam, while he was in the Garden of Eden, lost the Instruction Manual when he laid it down to gather fig leaves. And until today, the only recourse to understanding this complicated creation has been by spending a lifetime of trial and errors; and I do mean trials. Now, however, since the Instruction Manual has been found, this is no longer necessary. You can spend all that time being happy instead of making the countless mistakes you would have.
When I discovered the manual, it was tattered, torn, and very brittle with age. Many of the pages were out of sequence; some were scattered on the floor of the cave where I found it; and many were so faded that they were hardly discernible. Nevertheless, I painstakingly reconstructed it; piece by piece, and line by line. After several years of labor, study and research, I had it put back together. During this time, I also studied the “Manufacturer’s Book” which gave me much insight.
Since I have lived with and studied a WOMAN most of my life (nearly sixty years as I write this) and have studied and communicated with hundreds of others, you can be sure that the information in this book is correct.
Every man who has, or will at some future time acquire, or even associate with a WOMAN, should not be without the valuable information contained in this book.
*W.O.M.A.N. (Wondrous One Man Always Needs)
Kenneth Edward Barnes
- English Published
Instruction Manual for the WIFE: (Wonderful Idea From Eden) The Manual for the proper care, maintenance and operation of your new W.O.M.A.N. Covers models 36-24-36, 38-23-37, 38D, 36C, 34A, 44 D